![]() 06/12/2016 at 16:42 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
but no one cares about Top Gear anymore apparently so I’ll spare you the details and the “controversy” because we have more pressing issues on these shores of mine that need to be discussed about. The increasing amount of bullshit anger ads for cars such as this bollocks:
These fucking things are coming out daily after some lady moaned about her Mini:
Seriously enough with all the excrement that is really a confession that you have no concept of vehicle maintenance.
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I’m assuming that Evans is still a turd, though?
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That’s one hell of a steep asking price for “an absolute piece of excrement”.
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I got all my anger out last week and have just accepted him. Actually there really wasn’t that much of him to be honest which is odd given he is the host. Matt on the other hand is the Segway king.
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I thought you guys used “shite” more, and that it could be printed with abandon.
![]() 06/12/2016 at 16:58 |
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Hey you must know for your eBay auction to be a success, you need to tell the internet through a drama filled story to attract the serious buyers.
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They may have realized that the response to him was overwhelmingly negative. My dad summarized the show to him as Evans being a shouty jackass and Matt having the personality of a decorative boulder.
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Depends where you’re from. As a Southerner, I would never use such uncouth word myself.
#Gargles caviar with diced swan while fox hunting on a coal miner#
![]() 06/12/2016 at 17:04 |
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Well they’ve been listening to your Dad.
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Prefer my swan in a light curry sauce, but to each his own.
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Is this reality TV?
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Im a northener so I’ll just shout cunt to passers by on the street while having a greggs pasty.
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That's painfully accurate lol.
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Has to be Greggs. Do you also have a can of Special Brew? or is that Yorkshire only?
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No special brew is a favourite around here too. Along with white lightning and other plastic bottled ciders you find in a corner shop.